Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Moral I: Pornography

Let's speak relativity here. Please watch pornography. And not the gay kind. Maybe solo masturbation videos or even couples but nothing unbiblical.

Let me say in the vein of Paul: I would rather ye watch pornography than whore about like Christians in the West are so well known for.

I will give you a biographical look at American Christians.

In their 20s, they are promiscuous, whorish, slutty. They take many partners they often find in the churches.

In their 30s,. they renew their faith and marry and have kids. They are stupid, obnoxious and pompous Pharisees and charlatans, lecturing others in a faith they know so little about but esteem themselves such experts in.

In their 40s and 50s, they become pastors and deacons, and many pedophiles, preferring youth groups and looting church funds to pay for young desperate secretaries (and we know oh how hard a pastor's job really is!).

In their 60s and 70s, as syphilis and veneral disease eat away at their minds, and frustrated they're no longer objects of sexual desire, they become bigoted Republicans and make sexual innuendos to their granddaughter's friends, and if they've had the same Bible for any number of years, the pages stick together.

I observe that many prostitutes on Skid Row have more virtue individually than many churches have in their entire Sunday morning services, and at least ten times that found in the pastorate. Many of you young Christian whores sleep around for free, meaning you are less selective than many prostitutes, and prostitutes mostly uyse condoms while Christian women almost always conceive out of wedlock, and the young men father children by multiple women.

Jesus said rightly about this crowd of degenerates that claimed to follow Him:

"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye pay tithe of mint and anise and cummin, and have omitted the weightier matters of the law, judgment, mercy, and faith: these ought ye to have done, and not to leave the other undone. Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel. Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess." [Matt 23:23-25]

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