Christian Music Will Not Save You

I'm around so many of you Christians who all seem to listen to Christian music non-stop.

It is like you think it's going to save you or something.

Or it is merely a indulgence. "Eat a ham sandwich, do three hail marys and turn on Christian radio for ten  minutes."

If I called you fruit loops, I would be too nice. Fruit itself is nutritious and juicy. Many of you Christians don't even have this many redeeming features. I should just call you 'loops'. Or 'donuts', emphasis on the 'nut'.

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish.

Then I'm supposedly possessed by spirits in some of your minds because I listen to heavy metal. I'm sorry. I play guitar, I like the sound of heavily distorted stringed instruments, harmonizing in minor scales and jamming. That's just me.

But ask some of you, I have 'spirits'.

Well I guess the demons just LOVE Christian music then.

You're as likely to find me listening to Steven Curtis Chapman; Michael W. Smith; Mark Schultz; Rich  Mullins; or Phillips, Craig, and Dean, as you are to find me listening to Metallica, Killswitch Engage, At the Gates, All That Remains, or Abigail Williams <-- And no I don't mean a girl named Abigail.. I refer to heavy death metal.

In fact, I just played a little MercyMe and Third Day when I had in mind to write this powerful, uplifting  message.

If you are going around like some of you two-faced hypocrites that I unfortunately bump into so often doing  so many wicked things, rebelling against God, and living life on your terms rather than God's terms, you can and will have Christian radio on while you run off the cliff of life into the ditch.

Some among think I will arrive in hell one day for listening to heavy metal or some other heinous crime.

Then I hope you all have a honey-glazed ham ready for me when I arrive, because you vile, swine-eating  Christians are going to wind up there first.

How quickly you honor the prophet with your mouths then tarnish him when expedient.

"A people that provoketh me to anger continually to my face; that sacrificeth in gardens, and burneth incense upon altars of brick; Which remain among the graves, and lodge in the monuments, which eat swine's flesh, and broth of abominable things is in their vessels; Which say, Stand by thyself, come not near to me: for I am holier than thou. These are a smoke in my nose, a fire that burneth all day." [Isaiah 65:3-5]

I think many of you see my words and are struck about me having such little charm. I suggest you read the  Old Testament because God certainly was not concerned about presenting a charming image of Himself. I think what you find with my letters is much closer to the biblical style than even my supporters are willing to
admit.

The Devil's sticker! It's the mark of the Devil! Calleth Tipper Gore to exorciseth the menace!